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- Wed May 25, 2022 6:07 pm
- Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
- Topic: A Troubled Childhood
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Re: A Troubled Childhood
10£ 8s “The 8th Wonder Gruv Exports” So the gang decided to start a company. We’ve made some offhand comments about this in the past but Cusa pushed that we actually go forward with it while we had the chance to establish contacts in London. Basically it’s a company that captures exotic animals in t...
- Wed May 25, 2022 6:08 am
- Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
- Topic: A Troubled Childhood
- Replies: 20
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Re: A Troubled Childhood
“It doesn’t matter what it is, cat, dog, bird, leopard. Everyone needs someone or something to fall back on.” Alvin the Animal Loving Baker So there I was staring down this leopard and the first thing I couldn't help but think was, “wow what a fine cat that is.” Now sure it’s got teeth and claws but...
- Sun May 22, 2022 7:42 am
- Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
- Topic: A Troubled Childhood
- Replies: 20
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Re: A Troubled Childhood
“My secret? Lot’s of passive verbs. What’s a passive verb? Hell if I know.” ~ Alvin the Studied Baker Well shit. I ended up coming clean to the group today. It was not a pleasant experience. And if anyone asks it wasn’t me. By the way, lot’s of passing the blame and well I ended up dancing around th...
- Sun May 08, 2022 5:53 pm
- Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
- Topic: A Troubled Childhood
- Replies: 20
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Re: A Troubled Childhood
“Shit” ~ Alvin Baker Not much to say about the predicament I find myself in. “It’s a simple story heard anywhere. Kid grows up worse for wear. It’s not even about the part of town being particularly bad, it’s not like I grew up in the slums or anything. Well, for different definitions of slum I gue...
- Fri Apr 29, 2022 7:08 am
- Forum: For Players
- Topic: 1879 Professions in terms of their Fantasy Counterparts
- Replies: 10
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1879 Professions in terms of their Fantasy Counterparts
Something I made on a whim to help someone familiar with fantasy classes pick a profession quickly. Some notes: -Super Ugly! I made this in like 10 minutes and I don't have access to Visio or anything. Definitely could be made to look pretty. - I'm not super familiar with the magic professions yet s...
- Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:47 pm
- Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
- Topic: A Troubled Childhood
- Replies: 20
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Re: A Troubled Childhood
"An Arm and a Leg you say? Unfortunately I can only keep half that bargain." ~ Alvin the One Armed Baker" With our arrival at the estate where Hanehman was being held we needed a plan of action. Cusa first proposed he could scout as a pigeon. He returned with valuable information on the location of...
- Sun Mar 27, 2022 9:17 am
- Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
- Topic: A Troubled Childhood
- Replies: 20
- Views: 87006
Re: A Troubled Childhood
“It’s impossible to be good at everything unless you bring a friend or two.” ~ Alvin the Charismatic Baker We still had a few loose ends to take care of in the room. “Worrysome was the heavy carbine. There was the one with a weird bolt weapon that attempted to activate a strange mechanism, but that...
- Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:53 am
- Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
- Topic: A Troubled Childhood
- Replies: 20
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Re: A Troubled Childhood
“It’s time for you to meet your Baker”: ~ Trademarked Alvin Baker We were locked out. Or at least that’s what my Troll friend told me. I don’t right understand the particulars of engine programming but I do understand engines. In order for a terminal to have access to the engine the way it does the...
- Sun Feb 27, 2022 9:43 pm
- Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
- Topic: A Troubled Childhood
- Replies: 20
- Views: 87006
Re: A Troubled Childhood
"Sure their locks may be fancy, but that doesn't change what needs to be done. Look both ways and find a way to open it." Alvin the Resourceful Baker With a letter of introduction from Hannehman in tow the gang goes to meet with Hal. "Yeah the same one me and Bernhard met up with at the pub. Bit aw...
- Sun Feb 13, 2022 6:49 pm
- Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
- Topic: A Troubled Childhood
- Replies: 20
- Views: 87006
Re: A Troubled Childhood
"There's really only two ways to gather information. Good drink or a strong hand." A Baker by some name My memories are a bit fuzzy from the day. "Well the truth of it is that I've been drinking since the dawn hours. Lots of stress, lots of things. You know? But I'm a fairly functional drunk you se...