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by Psitanium
Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

Upon further inspection of this room, spell lady alerted us to the possibility we may soon be glowing and grow a tail. Well, technically, she said that there is an energy in this room that may be responsible for the angry mummies and magical items, but that is all the same to me. After a long debate...
by Psitanium
Fri Oct 04, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

Re: 1879: The Expendables

If he makes another one, he'll say it's the Croc of Aegis now because something out there in the Universe spoke to him. Sure that something in the Universe was Erica, but he probably won't admit it.
by Psitanium
Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:54 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

With the party back in full force, we attempted to open the next sarcophagus. I failed to convince my party that I could build a suitable lid-lifting system and they impulsively went with the troll lifting it by hand. This did not end well. The lady mummy that inevitably resided in the sarcophagus a...
by Psitanium
Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

Re: 1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

The most capable melee fighter among us, a troll with military experience, decided to take a personal day while the rest of us checked the boxes and sarcophagi in this room. This could have been quite beneficial. Ancient ruins often contain valuable treasures that could be sold for useful materials....
by Psitanium
Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:26 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

Re: 1879: The Expendables

As we approached the next doorway full of unknown dangers, we encountered a new problem. Some discourteous animal had decided to die right next to the door on the opposite side, blocking our passage. While we could get it slightly ajar, enough for three of us to squeeze through, our resident troll w...
by Psitanium
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:26 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

In the interest of not getting bitten or clawed to death, my newest project would be a shield. Not a shield like my deployable Honeycomb, but a physical shield I could strap to my forearm. Since the photographically-inclined hunter had set aside a number of crocodile skins for such a thing, I began ...
by Psitanium
Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:45 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

Re: 1879: The Expendables

It's even more amusing if you imagine McFly's Irish accent while reading his journal. At least, it's more amusing to WRITE it if I imagine the accent.
by Psitanium
Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:50 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

Dr. Ferris McFly's Journal

One of these days I should really learn the names of my fellow party members. Up to this point, I have been referring to them as “god enthusiast,” “machete troll,” “naked spell lady” and “photograph hunter.” Scratch that, their real names could not be better than those descriptions. Still wondering ...
by Psitanium
Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:30 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

Re: 1879: The Expendables

Well, his backstory is that he got run out of Ireland when one of his experiments went sideways. But I've committed myself to infusing his story with as many '80s references as possible. It was the first thing that came to mind when I originally saw Weird Scientist as a character class and I'm prett...
by Psitanium
Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: Grand Tales and Glorious Schemes
Topic: 1879: The Expendables
Replies: 45
Views: 3578

1879: The Expendables - McFly's Journal

We finally arrived in a rural town, presumably free of crocodiles. I set about getting more information on other creatures that might try to eat me. The locals told me of large cats, venomous snakes and some strange upright lizards. I feel like I should have been crafting more armor and less earthen...